… And Then You Die of Dysentery

… And Then You Die of Dysentery

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… And Then You Die of Dysentery

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…And Then You Die of Dysentery

A nostalgic, snarky love letter to everyone’s favorite childhood computer game. This little book takes 50 of the Oregon Trail’s most iconic moments and turns them into laugh-out-loud life lessons, wrapped in the game’s classic 8-bit style and packed with pop culture references. Think fording rivers, running out of oxen, and yes — dying of dysentery — but funnier and weirdly more useful than you remember.

Great for anyone who grew up hunched over a classroom computer trying to keep their wagon party alive, or as a gag gift that’ll actually get read cover to cover.

  • Publisher: Dey Street Books
  • Publication Date: October 16, 2018
  • Print Length: 112 pages
  • Dimensions: 5 x 0.5 x 8 inches
  • Weight: 9.9 ounces
  • ISBN-13: 978-1328624390
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