…And Then You Die of Dysentery
A nostalgic, snarky love letter to everyone’s favorite childhood computer game. This little book takes 50 of the Oregon Trail’s most iconic moments and turns them into laugh-out-loud life lessons, wrapped in the game’s classic 8-bit style and packed with pop culture references. Think fording rivers, running out of oxen, and yes — dying of dysentery — but funnier and weirdly more useful than you remember.
Great for anyone who grew up hunched over a classroom computer trying to keep their wagon party alive, or as a gag gift that’ll actually get read cover to cover.